ADULT JOKES |
Here is a collection of some adult jokes that I have collected over the years either via internet or via my friends. I will be adding more items to this list as time and space permits. Please note that these articles are written for fun purposes and not to hurt anyone's feeling. I do not wish to harm or hurt anybody in any sense, these articles are/were written for pleasure and for fun only. Please take them just as jokes, lighten up, and move on with your life. In case, you would like to contribute something interesting to this site, please me the article and I would include it here with your (the author's) name and contact address. Now enjoy these and have fun !!!!!!!!!!
Jack & Bob ended up staying with an ATTRACTIVE
widow while skiing.
A guy walks into a BAR.
A BLIND man goes to a restaurant.
The origin of BULLSH??
A husbands decides to buy a BRA
for his wife. -- Contributed by Fatema Noorbhai
An 80 year old man goes for his medical CHECKUP.
CHEMISTRY of Man
CHEMISTRY of Woman
Mathematical proof of eating more CHOCOLATE
if you don't have a date.
Your favorite COLOR is the key to your sex life.
COMPUTER LUST A story about Micro and Mini
A couple moves to their new CONDO.
So which CONDOMS. Would you wear?
A boy goes to his girlfriend's house at DINNER
for the first time.
FU?? The most versatile word in English Language.
A memorandum regarding using FOUL LANGUAGE
in the office.
Little JOHNNY sees his dad's car pass by him.
-- Contributed by Fatema Noorbhai
When a couple wanted to do a quicky when their KIDS
still at home.
A man from MINSK goes to see a prostitute.
16 Reasons why a MODEM is better than a woman
A man finds himself running NAKED in a marathon.
What kind of things you have to face when you are OLD.
A poem from a wife whose husband does a lot of
OVERTIME at work.
The Story of POLYNOMIAL
You need to know some Mathematics and Geometry terms to understand this.
A couple decided to use a PROXY
father to start a family. -- Contributed by Asadullah Khan
Do you know who Jack SCHITT is?
A SENIOR CITIZEN goes to his doctor
for a routine checkup. -- Contributed by Fatema Noorbhai
An American solider tries to find a place to SIT
in a train.
Politically correct TERMS used about females
Top 10 REASONS
Computers are Male & Compilers are Female.