Your Favorite Color
Before you read this decide what your favorite color is.
(no looking ahead or changing your mind, either. got it?) O.K., read on...
Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give
clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your
possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look
around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and
home decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most
frequently - - - -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel
of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum,
explained the association between color and sexual patterns.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex
(not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of
the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer
perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They
are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or
during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders
prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners.
They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs.
They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant.
Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their
partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category
enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion
may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both
women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much
as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate
- - - -- never seeking outside interests.
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure
for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to
the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing.
Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire,
walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on
to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love.
But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GREY: The color gray a preferred by people who
are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color
-- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex
as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's
wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse.
And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become
pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act
is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray
spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries
another gray, the marriage is made in heaven.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent
in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like
virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward
but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but
not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about
infidelity.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward
sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in
which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love.
They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their
image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a
darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave
red welts on the sex partner's back.
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance
to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than
they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity --
but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes
boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers
and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same
evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar
instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider
themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women
sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like
in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more
concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in
the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable.
Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When
two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly
blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be
aware.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white,
sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French
kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard of.
Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower
before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their
genitals.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual
drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of
homosexuals is yellow. But don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow
is queer. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's
desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,
but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
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