These days it is very important that we use politically correct words when talking to anyone especially females. Here is a small list of words that a men should be careful when talking to/about females:
| YOU DON'T SAY | YOU SAY |
| She Gets PMS | She Becomes Hormonally Homicidal |
| She Has A Killer Body | She Is Terminally Attractive |
| She Is A Bad Cook | She Is Microwave Compatible |
| She Is A Bad Driver | She Is Automatively Challenged |
| She Is A Perfect 10 | She Is Numerically Superior |
| She Is Easy | She Is Horizontally Accessible |
| She Hates Sports On TV | She Is Athletically Biased |
| She Has Sexy Lips | She Is Collagen Dependent |
| She Is Drunk | She Is Accidentally Over-Served |
| You Don't Ask Her To Dance | You Request A Pre-Coitus Rhythmic Experience |
| She Is A Gossip | She Is A Verbal Terminator |
| She Works Out Too Much | She Is An Abdominal Over Achiever |
| She Has A Great Butt | She Is Gluteus To The Maximum |
| She Is Hooked On Soap Operas | She Is Melodramatically Fixated |
| She Is Cold Or Frigid | She Is Thermally Incompatible |
| She Wears Too Much Make Up | She Is Cosmetically Over Saturated |
| She Has A Great Cleavage (A Great Rack) | Her Breasts Are Centrally Located |
| She Will Gain Weight | She Will Become A Metabolic Under Achiever |
| She Is A Screamer Or Moaner | She Is Vocally Appreciative |
| She Shaves Her Legs | She Experiences Temporary Stubble Reduction |
| She Has A Hard Body | She Is Anatomically Inflexible |
| She Sun Bathe Nude | She Experiences Natural Solar Enhancement |
| Her Breast Will Sag | They Will Lose Their Vertical Hold |
| She Shops Too Much | She Is Overly Susceptible To Marketing Ploys |
| She Cuts You Off | She Becomes Horizontally Inaccessible |
| She Has Big Hear | She Is Overly Aerosoled |
| She Snores | She Is Nasally Repetitive |
| She Gets Drunk | She Becomes Verbally Dyslexic |
| She is too Skinny | She is Skeletally prominent |
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