Blonde Jokes


Here is a collection of some blonde jokes that I have collected over the years either via internet or via my friends. I will be adding more items to this list as time and space permits. Please note that I am not against blondes as a matter of fact I love them. I do not wish to harm or hurt anybody in any sense, these articles are/were written for pleasure and for fun purposes and not to hurt anyone's feeling. Please take them just as jokes, lighten up, and move on with your life. In case, you would like to contribute something interesting to this site, please emailme the article and I would include it here with your (the author's) name and contact address. Now enjoy these and have fun !!!!!!!!!!

A Blonde decided to rent an ADULT VIDEO.
A Blonde wanted to buy ALLIGATOR SHOES.
Where do BABIES come from?
A Blonde hides in a BARN.
A Blonde needed a BLANK white paper?
A BURGLARY in a Blonde's home.
A Blonde totalled her car in a CAR ACCIDENT.
Two Blondes start CARPENTARY work
A Blonde goes to CHICAGO.
A Blonde goes to a CONFERENCE.
A Blonde woman starts a CONVERSATION with a Blonde man at the beach.
Three Blonde women died in a car CRASH.
A Blonde on a DIET.
A Blonde sees a dead man and does not FAINT.
The FIRING Squad.
A Blonde learns to FLY.
A Blonde housewife started to run after GAS company servicemen.
No matter if it is a GUY or a girl, a Blonde is a Blonde.
A Blonde finds herself in the middle of a HAIL STORM.
Once there were 11 women HANGING on to a rope.
Two Blondes get LOCKED OUT of their car.
A Blonde gets a job in a M&M FACTORY.
A Blonde sends a MESSAGE to her mother.
A Blonde decides to PAINT her house.
Joel took a Blonde date at the PROM. -- Contributed by Fatema Noorbhai
A Blonde decides to make a Jigsaw PUZZLE.
A few QUESTIONS & ANSWERS about Blondes.
Does a Blonde believe in a SANTA CLAUSE?
A Blonde goes up to a SODA MACHINE.
A Blonde gets pulled over for SPEEDING.
Is it really difficult to TRAIN Blondes?
By mistake a Blonde made a hole in her husband's TROUSERS.
A TYPICAL Blonde Joke.
A YOUNG Blonde.
A Blonde's ZIP-CODE.

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