You should be sure the person blonde when she:
puts lipstick on the forehead because she wants to makeup her mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in waters.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign here” she puts “Sagittarius.”
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, she turns around and goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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