A blonde girl was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with an attractive blonde man reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said. "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Blonde girl persisted, "Do you like gardening?"
The blonde man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, blonde girl asked, "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the blonde man dropped his book and pounced on the blonde girl, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, the blonde girl dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The blonde man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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