A blonde that was entirely overweight went to see a doctor about it. He said "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip the 3rd day, and repeat this for 2 weeks then come back to see me. You will have lost 5 pounds."
Two weeks passed and she returned, having lost nearly 20 pounds.
"That's amazing" said the doctor "Did you follow my instructions?"
"Yes" replied the woman "I felt like I was going to die the 3rd day though."
"Why is that? Because you weren't eating?"
"No. From skipping!"
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