A blonde went into a world-wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But... I would do _ANYTHING_ to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
The man arched one eyebrow. "_Anything_?" he asked.
"Oh, Yes... _anything_!" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did. He then said, "Get on your knees." She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper." She did. He then said, "Go ahead....take it out."
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and when very close, loudly said, "HELLO, MOM???"
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