A young blonde went into a hair salon for her first styling. She sat in the chair and the stylist came up to her and said she would be glad to do the blonde's hair, but first the blonde would have to remove her headphones which was wearing, connected to a tape player.
"Well, several reasons. Because of the washing of your hair with water, the manipulation of it with the styling, and the drying of it with electrical devices afterwards. You can't listen to a tape during all this."
"But," said the blonde, "my boyfriend said if I ever take my headphones off, I'll die."
"That's preposterous! Don't believe it. Just take them off, you'll be fine. I'll go get my equipment and be back in a few minutes."
The stylist returned after five minutes to find the headphones next to the blonde and the blonde is dead. The stylist was totally shocked and, in curiosity, picked up the headphones and heard, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in..."
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