“Doctor,” said the old gentleman as he entered the physician’s office, “I’ve got to have a blood test. I’m going to get married.”

The doctor eyed him admiringly. “Married?” he asked. “How old are you anyway?”

“I’m 78.”

“And the bride?”

“Oh, she’s only 22.”

“22?” cried the doctor. “Why, that kind of disparity could be fatal!”

“Well,” shrugged the old man philosophically. “if she dies, she dies!”

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