DOCTOR / MEDICAL RELATED JOKES |
Here is a collection of some doctor / medical related jokes, that I have collected over the years either via internet or via my friends. I will be adding more items to this list as time and space permits. Please note that not all articles are written by me and in most cases I don't have the name of the author. In some case when I remembered the name, I had mentioned it in the article itself. I apologize for putting their work on the web but it is interesting and I wanted to share it with others. I hope the original author(s) do(es) not mind. In case, you would like to contribute something interesting to this site, please me the article and I would include it here with your (the author's) name and contact address. In last but not least, I do not wish to harm or hurt anybody in any sense, these articles are/were written for pleasure and for fun only. Please take them just as jokes, lighten up, and move on with your life. Now enjoy these and have fun !!!!!!!!!!
A patient had only 24 HOURS to live.
An 87 year old patient wanted to have a BLOOD TEST.
An EXPERT SURGEON shows his talent.
Three new FATHER-TO-BE were waiting for new born.
A man FAINTED in the middle of a busy intersaction.
An elderly man had some HEARING PROBLEMS.
A visit to a medical LAB.
A doctor tries to listed to what his MENTAL patient
has been listening for days.
A patient saves another patients life in a MENTAL
WARD.
A doctor suggests his patient to take a MUD BATH.
A doctor had an affair with a NURSE.
A doctor of PSYCHOLOGY goes to his normal
morning round.
Quick RESPONSE time from paramedics.
A boy ask the doctor to SPANK his new born borther again.
TWO DOCTORS met and decided to have some fun.