There's this guy in a bar, just sitting there staring at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Aw, come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I go to my office late. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building and go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can't do anything. I get a cab to return home, and I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in the car. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison......."
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