One day, John decided to invite over his mother for dinner with him and his room mate, Julie. Julie made a great dinner, but John's mother started to suspect more than friendship. The next day, Julie told John that the soup ladle was missing. This is the letter he wrote to his mother:
I'm not saying you did take the soup ladle, but I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains, It's missing.
This was her letter.
I'm not saying you did sleep with Julie, But I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found it by now.
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