KING OF THE JUNGLE

A lion was walking through the jungle taking a poll to determine who was the greatest among all the wild animals. When he saw the hippopotamus, he inquired. "Who is King of the jungle?" "You are," said the hippopotamus. Next he met a giraffe. "Who is king of the jungle?" he inquired. "You are," said the giraffe.

Then he met a tiger and said, "Who is king of the jungle?" "Oh, you are," said the tiger. Finally he met an elephant. He gave him a good rap on the knee and said, "And who is king of the jungle?"

The elephant picked him up in his trunk and swung him against a large tree. As the lion bounced off the tree and hit the ground, he got up and dusted himself off and said, "You don't have to get so mad just because you don't know the right answer."