Here is a collection of some jokes, poems, and other interesting items that I have collected over the years either via internet or via my friends. I will be adding more items to this list as time and space permits. Please note that not all articles are written by me (some of them are) and in most cases I don't have the name of the author. In some case when I remembered the name, I had mentioned it in the article itself. I apologize for putting their work on the web but it is interesting and I wanted to share it with others. I hope the original author(s) do(es) not mind. In case, you would like to contribute something interesting to this site, please me the article and I would include it here with your (the author's) name and contact address. In last but not least, I do not wish to harm or hurt anybody in any sense, these articles are/were written for pleasure and for fun only. Please take them just as jokes, lighten up, and move on with your life. Now enjoy these and have fun !!!!!!!!!!
AIRCONDITIONING in a restuarant.
ANSWER correctly and you are out of Mental hospital.
The Secret of ANTIGRAVITY.
A woman shows three strangers where here her APPENDICITIS was removed.
Let's change the ASTROLOGICAL signs.
How big is the BACKWOOD neighbor?
A person with a BAD DAY.
BARBIE DOLLS come with all kind of perks.
Is BEER better of women? See for yourself.
Decomposition of BEETHOVEN'S symphonies.
A boss CALLS his employee at home.
15 reason why a CAR is better than a woman.
A Russian CAR BUYER.
A CARPET man.
A man leaves his beloved CAT with his brother to go on a foreign trip.
A boy's CAT passed away while he was in school.
Your CLOCK is running.
Women cannot resist CHOCOLATE.
An Indian chief preticts a COLD WINTER.
A man was walking when he meets a CONSTRUCTION worker.
Three CONVICTS escape from the prison.
Is CUCUMBER better or man? See for yourself.
A man was on his DEATH BED.
A man hires a DETECTIVE to watch his wife.
These days you cannot DISCRIMINATE against anyone.
The Famous DISCLAIMER
Two men go to a restaurants with their DOGS.
Rissians & Americans decided to have a DOG FIGHT.
DRIVING Licenses Galore.
A DRUNK man buys drinks at the bar.
5 Stages of DRUNKNESS.
The EIGHTEEN BOTTLES of Whiskey.
50 Fun Things to do in an ELEVATOR. (Contributed by "My Sweetheart Kelly.")
ENGLISH is a Crazy Language.
One of the two EVIL BROTHER died one day.
EVOLUTION of man.
A Vikking and a Packer FAN travel with Pamela Anderson.
A young man from city visit his uncle's FARM.
Father came out FIRST out of the train after a long time.
A FLIGHT leaves New York JFK Airport.
How to get FREE BEER in the bar.
FERRYRIDE from Manhattan to Staten Island.
A priest wanted to raise some FUNDS for church.
There is still fire in the FURNACE. -- (Contributed by Humayun Mirza)
A couple was worrid about their son's FUTURE.
Vincent Van GOGH's family.
Some observations on GOLF.
A guy has a very special GOLF BALL.
Do you have GRAPES?
A GREAT Salesman.
GUESSING Game. (Contributed by Shahzad Malik)
How men and women reacts to a simple HAIR CUT.
A man goes for a HAIR CUT before a trip.
Fully equipped HAMSTER.
A cat goes to HEAVEN.
A boy makes HELL in a plane.
Always ask for any HIDDEN charges before any deal.
A LAZY Husband
An ILLETERATE man's business does well.
Three IMPORTANT people.
John INVITES his mother for dinner. (Contributed by Fatema Noorbhai)
IRIQI prime time TV schedule.
Made in JAPAN.
Story of a man who KILLED his wife and went on trial.
Who is the real KING of the Jungle?
A garage owner told the guy that this would be the LAST BATTERY his car would need.
LEAD Poisoning. (Contributed by Shahzad Malik)
Junior just received his driver's LICENSE.
Two friends meet after a LONG TIME.
It all depends on how you LOOK at things.
A MAGICIAN was working on a cruise ship.
A MENTAL patient saves another patient's life.
What happens if MICROSOFT starts to make cars.
MILLIONS of happy people.
A man bought a talking MILLIPEDE for his son.
You are not a MONK.
A woman had a MORNING SICKNESS.
Absolutely right things from the MOVIES.
A brother NAMES his sister's twins.
101 Ways to say NO!
A man with NO LEGS.
How to win a NOBEL PRIZE?
Meet me at OAK STREET.
The difference between an OPTIMIST and a pessimist.
See if you are smart enough to OWN a computer.
The Definition of PANDA.
Is this PIG MEAT?
POLITICALLY Correct Alphabets
What is POLITICS?
The PSYCHIATRIC Hotline
The importance of PUNCTATION. (Contributed by Shahzad Malik)
A farmer replaces his old ROOSTER with a young one.
A SAD Story
A couple got into a SERIOUS car accident.
A man gets a close SHAVE of his life. -- (Contributed by Jamil Ahsen)
SHERLOCK HOLMES and Dr. Watson go camping.
A SHY guy goes to a bar and sees a beautiful woman.
You have SINNED.
Who is SMARTER, a man or a woman.
A SOCIAL SECURITY applicant.
Where to park your car during SNOW emergency.
Dangerous SYMPTOMS.(Contributed by Shahzad Malik)
No more TAXES.
Have you ever received a collect TELEGRAM?
A TEXAN goes to an Irish bar.
Phone number for THEATER GUILD.
THOUGHTS FOR TODAY. A few titbits.
A story of THREE BROTHERS who used to drink together.
An older woman gets THREE GIFTS from her three sons.
Two brothers named TOWARD and Away.
Two TROUBLE MAKER brothers.
I know the whole TRUTH.
Three TURTLES go to picnic.
A story of TWO BOYS.
A letter to a VALUED bank manager.
A VAMPIRE bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood.
Little Harold was playing a VIOLIN in the living room.
A VOLUNTEER fire department saves the fire.
A guy in the hot air bloon ask the guy on the land, WHERE AM I?
Even in this advance age you could get a WRONG NUMBER.
Do you know YOGO has features even Rolls Royce doesn't have.
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