MICROSOFT CARS

TOP TEN THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MICROSOFT MADE CARS:

New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
The US Gov't would get subsidies from an auto maker-a first.
The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a 'GENERAL CAR FAULT' warning light.
Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.
You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT - but then you would need to buy more seats.
Occasionally your car would die for no reason and you would have to restart it. -- Strangely, you would accept this as normal.
Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car.
People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.