POLICITICALLY CORRECT ALPHABET

A : is an activist itching to fight.
B: is a beast with its animal rights.
C: was a cripple (now differently labeled)
D: is a Drunk who is "liquor-enabled."
E: is an Ecologist who save spotted owls.
F: was a Forester, now staffing McDonald's.
G: is a Glutton who says he's "food-centered."
H: is a Hermaphrodite skirting problems of gender.
I: is an "Ism" (you'd better believe it).
J: is a Jingoist - love it or leave it!
K: is a Kettle the pot can't call black.
L: is a Lifestyle no bound to the pack.
M: is a Mindset with bias galore.
N: was a Negro, but not anymore.
O: is an Oppressor, devoid of self-love.
P: is the Patriarchy (see "O" above).
Q: is a Quip that costs someone a job.
R: is the Reasoning done by a mob.
S: is a Sexist, that slobbering menace.
T: is a Teapot that's brewing a tempest.
U: is for Umbrage at the slightest transgression.
V: is a Valentine, tool of oppression.
W: is for "Woman," however it's spelled.
X: is a chromosome we share in our cells.
Y: is a Yogi for the easily led.
Z: is a Zombie, the differently dead.

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