THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hot Line.....
If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6.
If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which
number to press.
If you are Maniac-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
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