THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hot Line.....

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6.
If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Maniac-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.