BALL SIZE

Results on a two year study on corporate America's recreation preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: -- Basketball
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: -- Bowling
The sport of choice for front line workers is: -- Football
The sport of choice for supervisors is: -- Baseball
The sport of choice for middle management is: -- Tennis
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: -- Golf

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.