CAR NAME | ENGLISH MEANING (i.e., What are they stand for) |
AMC | Another Machine Crashed |
AUDI | Always Unsafe Designs Implemented |
BMW |
Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Window |
BUICK | Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer |
CHEVROLET |
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time |
DODGE | Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everwhere |
FIAT |
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! |
FORD |
Frigin Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On RACE DAY Family on Road Dead Forget Off Road Driving |
GM |
General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Machint |
GMC |
Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? |
HONDA | Had One Never Did Again |
HYUNDAI | Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive |
MAZDA | Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along |
MORRIS | My Only Reliable Road-Car In Service |
OLDSMOBILE | Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment |
PONTIAC | Poor Old Ninja Thinks It's A Caddy. |
SAAB |
Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown |
SATURN | Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodoled Nissan |
TOYOTA | Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto |
VOLVO | Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object |
VW | Virtyally Worthless |