IMPORTANT DEFINITIONS
ATOM BOMB :- An invention to end all inventions.
BOSS :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
COMMITTEE :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
CRIMINAL :- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
DIPLOMAT :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
DOCTOR :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
ETC. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
EXPERIENCE :- The name men give to their mistakes.
FATHER :- A banker provided by nature.
MISER :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
OFFICE :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
OPTIMIST :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
PESSIMIST :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
PHILOSOPHER :- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
POLITICIAN :- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
SMILE :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
YAWN :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
S/W ENGINEER :- Who is paid for reading this article.