Dear ___________,
(X) Pen Pal
( ) Pig Pen
( ) Party Pooper
I'm sorry for taking ___________...
( ) so long to write back
(X) all the red M&Ms and replacing them with baked beans
( ) your guinea pig, Hamlet, hostage
...but I've been very busy ___________.
(X) constructing my new jacuzzi out of pineapple rings
( ) determining the stability of inert gases
( ) breathing
Do you still think ___________?
(X) we could get together some time
( ) styrofoam is one of the four basic food groups
( ) monkeys march around your bed while you're asleep
When you get a ___________.
( ) chance, write back
( ) life, pat yourself on the back
(X) delivery from Bacteria of the Month, you'll know who it's
from
If I don't hear from you soon, I'll ___________.
( ) sprint gleefully around the cafeteria, buck naked
(X) tell everyone I know about your little escapade with Spam
( ) send my Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kid after you
Your ___________,
( ) faithful e-mail bud
(X) intellectually superior acquaintance
( ) goat's on fire
( ) even better than Cats
(X) crazy, sexy and cool
( ) congealing
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