NINETIES MENTALITY

Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in better touch with your family is that they don't have E-mail.
Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks.
You have a "to do" list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks -- and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.
You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
Standard pick-up lines now include references to liquid assets and capital gains.
You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
You refer to your dining room table as "the flat filing cabinet."
Your idea of being organized is multiple colored sticky notes.
Your grocery list has been on the front of your fridge so long some of the products don't even exist any longer.
You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on how to improve their production and marketing processes.
You get all excited when it's Saturday -- and that just means you can wear your sweats to work.
You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as "deliverables."
You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what it is you do for a living.
You typically eat out of vending machines, and at the most expensive restaurant in the city, within the same week.
You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are standard and acceptable English phrases.
You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next-door neighbors.
You ask your friends to, "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
You think Einstein would have been more effective if he put his ideas into matrix.
You think a "half day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
You hear most of your jokes via E-mail instead of in person.