WHY ASK WHY

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why do they call those buildings "Apartments" where people live very close to each other?
Why do 10 pounds of grocery leave 50 pounds of trash?
Why is there a TV set in every hospital room if it is so bad for your health?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
Why don't you ever see headlines "Psychic wins lotto"?
Why is the word " abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98 you have to press the Start button?
Why is Lemon Juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is a man who invests all your money called a Broker?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why is it that the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of you feet?
Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?
Can a stupid person be called a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do we call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
When sign makers go on strike, what do they picket with?
Why do we expect kids to believe in God who can’t be seen when we lie to them about Santa who can be seen?
If there is more than one mouse we say mice. If there is more than one house, why dont we say hice?
If you pulled the wings off of a fly would you call it a walk?
Why do we have solar flashlights?
If some one wants to die, why do they waste time to see Dr. Kevorkian, when they can jump off a cliff for free?
Why is there a mail box at the post office? You’re There!
Why do we have a birthday every year when we are only born once?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker?
Why is langerie so popular if love is bling?
Why isnt 11 pronounced “Onety One?”
Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it “Chilli” when its hot?
Why do we ask why?



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