John asks his wife how would she want sto celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," she replies.
"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?"
She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?"
"John, I'd like a divorce!" she demands.
"Sorry, dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much!"
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