Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with my wife."
"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say"?
Before Harvey had time to answer, his wife entered the bar and swiftly interjected:
"I said: 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel'".
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