(All credit goes to: Donald Pyun at NYERPOB --

HA! HA! Most of the below, I admit, are true. Maybe you should hang this up on your wall.

You WantYou Want
We NeedI Need
It's your decisionThe correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you wantYou'll pay for this later
We need to talkI need to complain
Sure .... Go aheadI don't want you to
I'm hungry (a) Make me something to eat
(b)Stop what you are doing, scrap together your last $5, drive across town and get someting to eat
I don't care if what you are doing is important
I am not upsetOf course I am upset, you moron
You're ... so manlyYou need a shave and you sweat a lot
You are certainly attentive tonightIs sex all you ever think
I am not emotional & I am not over reactingI'm on my period
Be romantic, turn out the lightsI have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenientI want a new house
The car is emptyGo fill it up
The trash is fullTake it out
The dog is barkingGo outside in you underwear and see what is wrong
I want new curtainsand carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper......
I need wedding shoesThe other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture thereNo! I mean hang it there
I heard a noiseI noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minuteKick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V
Is my but fat?Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learnJust agree with me
Are you listening to me? [Too late, you are dead]
It's all right, dearYou'll pay for this
May beNo
I'm sorryYou'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe>You better get used to it
Was that the baby?Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
All we're going to buy is a soap dishIt goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department
I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD there's is a sale in lingerie,
and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
The same old thingNothing
EverythingMy PMS is acting up
Nothing, reallyIt's just that you're such an asshole
I don't want toGo away, I'm building up steam, talk about it
What makes you think there is something wrong?I'm going to kill you

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