While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Her breasts are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and can I hold our purse?
To Heck With Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
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