One Sunday a farmer went to church. When he entered he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the farmer if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The farmer said, "I'm not to smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." 'So the minister began his sermon.
On hour passed, then two hours, then two and a half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the farmer how he had liked the sermon.
The farmer answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
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