I DON'T LIKE ......

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Taiwan Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together, and the silence makes it all too obvious that they don't get along.

After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese.

"The First Officer replies, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that?

"The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer says, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."

The Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence pass. Finally, the First Officer says, "No like Jew."

The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

The First Officer replies, "Jews sank Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The First Officer replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg,Rosenberg, no mattah... all same."

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