SARDARJI & CHICKEN

Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.

"Hey Bhai," first sardarji drawled, "what's in the bag?"

"Chickens," was the reply.

"If I guess how many, can I have one?"

"You can have both of them."

"OK," first sardarji said. "Five."