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ATTRACTION: | |
the act of associating horniness with
a particular person. |
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BIRTH CONTROL: | |
avoiding pregnancy through such tactics
as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a
condom, and dating repulsive men. |
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DATING: | |
the process of spending enormous amounts
of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a
person whom you don't especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future |
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ATTRACTION: | |
the act of associating horniness with
a particular person. |
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EASY: | |
a term used to describe a man/woman who has
the sexual morals of a woman/man. |
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EYE CONTACT: | |
a method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite
being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a
man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness,
but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located
in her chest. |
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FRIEND: | |
a member of the opposite sex in your
acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with
them totally unappealing. |
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INDIFFERENCE: | |
a woman's feeling towards a man, which
is interpreted to by a man as "playing hard to get." |
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INTERESTING: | |
a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets
him do all the talking. |
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IRRITATING: | |
what the endearing little qualities that
initially HABIT attract two people to each other turn into after
a few months together. |
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LAW OF RELATIVITY: | |
how attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your
date it. |
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LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: | |
what occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely 1st SIGHT choosy people meet. |
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NYMPHOMANIAC: | |
a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex
more often than he does. |
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SOBER: | |
condition in which it is almost impossible
to fall in love. |
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